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06/06/2026
Golden Syrup Dumpling on the dessert menu tonight
Call 9726 7716 to place an order
70 Exeter rd Croydon north
05/06/2026
CRIKEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone's gone away my arse!!!!!!!!! Sorry people we are getting smashed fryers are trying orders are on a long wait, if your hunger can hold for a bit give us a call after 7.30pm. We should calm down by then thanks everyone
Cal 9726 7716 70 Exeter road Croydon north
04/06/2026
It's bloody cold out so we have made some gf golden syrup dumplings only did a small batch so if you want be quick.
The dumplings are delicious the photo isn’t great because John uses a crappy Samsung, now if he used an iPhone the dumpling would look as amazing as they taste. Open til 8pm tonight. 70 Exeter road Croydon north 9726 7716
04/06/2026
Chicken dinner pack anyone.
Come get one today.
Call 9726 7716
70 Exeter rd Croydon north.
03/06/2026
Joshes chicken burger.
Come get one today from 11am-8pm.
Call 9726 7716
70 Exeter ed Croydon north.
30/05/2026
Just a quick note to you buddy, we are more than happy to fix a wrong without question anytime. In a perfect world orders would always be perfect but this ain't a perfect world. All you have to do is call us and we can fix it, but I don't understand how chips would be stale or the fish is gross enlighten us with why it was gross. We run this shop quite well in my opinion so go take your review and shove it where the sun don't shine. Thankyou and have a great day. We do not have access to the Google page which is why this reply is here
30/05/2026
The perfectly cooked egg….. once you bite into that bad boy the yolk will run and go though the whole burger making it nice and gooey….
Store opens at 11am today
Order yours today on 9726 7716
70 exterior rd Croydon north.
24/05/2026
Due to a tragic event we will not be open tomorrow 25th may. We have decided our staff are much more important and we want to give them our support instead. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, we hope you all understand that life is not always perfect and we all need to be there for one another in times of need. We will be up and running Wednesday from 11am so see you all then. Much love to all
20/05/2026
Amazing burger made by one of our best.
Come down and try a burger made by Zahara.
Store opens today at 11am.
Call 97267716
70 Exeter rd Croydon north
17/05/2026
Gidday you pack of amazing maroondahonions, just have a bit of a task for you if you don't mind. The photo is of some dim sims that were fried up, in your opinion would you say these are over cooked, under cooked or just right. Let us know in the comments what you reckon. Thanks for your help
15/05/2026
Hello everyone thankyou for the wonderful messages yesterday.
Our gluten free dessert tonight is peach cobbler, this goes quick so call to order yourself some.
The Blue Grenadier is cooking up a treat at the moment it is thick tasty and rather large so if your feeling like a change from flake give it a whirl.
Find us at 70 Exeter road Croydon north open til 8.30ish tonight call to make an order on 9726 7716.
Have an awesome day
15/05/2026
Good day everyone, sorry for the lack of postings there has been so much going on of late.
Firstly the man flu swept thru and honestly it's a miracle we survived it. You female's have no idea how bad this man flu is i doubt y'all could do it! But we have managed to claw our way back from the brink and continue to sling the chips and fish for y'all.
We have also had a new addition with a healthy baby boy arriving on the 30th of April, dad and son are doing great as to the mum, grandad also doing absolutely great too.
Tonight we will be serving the greatest hot apple crumble and custard you ever had and it's totally gluten free so is the custard, in the display fridge you will find our chocolate brownies totally delicious and also gluten free.
The gyros is fully loaded with lamb and chickens so why don't you come in for a feed or call us for an order to collect. We are open til 8.30 tonight but we could be persuaded to stay later if you wanted I'm sure Josh would be happy to stay back and cook you an awesome feed. Anyway hope you all are good cos we all are find us at 70 Exeter road Croydon north or call the number 97267716 to place an order
16/04/2026
Gluten free fish n chips.
Plain salt or chicken salt.
Come down and get your fish fix.
Cooked on a Completely separate fryer.
Call 9726 7716
70 Exeter rd Croydon north.
12/04/2026
How are you all hope everyone survived Easter and especially the 1 day of supermarkets not being open. We had an absolute crazy chaotic Good Friday thankyou everyone and like we knew it was going to be MAYHEM!!!!!! I think we blew out to a 2 hour wait but that's life, appreciate those that pre ordered and no apology for the wait time or anything else. Some people were put off with the lengthy wait coming in to order and being shocked when hearing about the wait. Anywho now easter is done with its time to start looking ahead so not this coming week but the one after we will be starting a hungry trades offering. From 11am to 2.30pm Monday to Friday there will be a grab and go menu available. A variance of choices like chicken pasta, lasagne, snitzle, salad, burgers that type of thing. All ready to go just come in and get it let me know if y'all have any ideas but it will be starting so spread the word. Thanks everyone and before I forget Merry Christmas cos it ain't that far off hahaha
11/04/2026
Hot out of the oven gluten free peach cobbler!!!!!! If that's not your fancy we have our famous cos I say it's famous sticky date pudding and butterscotch sauce also gf. Don't be slack come grab a feed and dessert. 70 Exeter road
05/04/2026
Our Gluten Free hamburger…. Delicious.
Open all day today from 11am-8pm
Call 97267716 to place an order.
03/04/2026
Come try our Tres Leche dessert. (Mexican 3 milk cake)
Grab it while it lasts.
We also use hot apple crumble with custard tonight.
03/04/2026
It is crazy as hell here tonight people please be patient we cannot go any faster
31/03/2026
You want some nice Gluten Free fish and chips.
We got you covered.
We now have fried GF dim sims also.
Call 97267716 to place an order.
70 Exeter td Croydon north.
28/03/2026
Well we are definitely living in crazy times at the moment ain't we. Fuel prices going stupid, politicians being even more pompous than ever and totally delusional and yet here we all are try to just keep afloat and keep the world moving. In all this crazy times though regular people are still smiling and happy maybe slightly more medicated than usual but generally still nice. Then we get the odd ball that thinks entitlement has engulfed their soul and they can do or say whatever they want to and believe that we should all bow down and kiss their manky feet..........no no no not us here at this shop buddy as I have said previously be polite happy positive and if something is wrong say it nicely and it will be sorted for you otherwise please take your unhappiness and sour sad existence to another shop and spread joy there.
Thankyou to all that visited us this weekend it was lovely to cook for you we hope it was enjoyable. Do not forget Good Friday is getting close so get your pre orders in before chaos unleashes itself. Love
27/03/2026
Tonight’s hot dessert is apple and rhubarb or hot apple crumble.
Come get it while it lasts.
Tomorrow nights dessert is choc self saucing pudding.
Call 9726 7716 to place an order.
70 Exeter rd Croydon north.
23/03/2026
Hello everyone, so I haven't posted in ages probably because I've had nothing to whinge about. We have been cruising along just lovely the new POS system is finally making life easier but we do still make mistakes because humans are just so unpredictable, but we always try to fix things when s**t happens. The hot desserts have been well received too so thankyou. We are looking at introducing a lunch range through the week after Easter. Kinda like ready made meals but lunch style targeting trades or factory workers with limited time but I will post more when we figure it out. Now Easter is really bloody close and if you don't want to be waiting 4 hours for your order remember we are taking pre orders the week prior to good Friday. Pre orders must be paid in full when placed and we will have the order ready within 10 to 15 minutes of the time. Anyway hoping everyone is good don't panic buy fuel or toilet paper leave that to the star spangle peeps. Have a good one and see you all when you come in
20/03/2026
Winner winner chicken dinner.
What could be better then spit roasted chicken, scallop potato’s and a few of our fresh salads.
14/03/2026
Hot apple crumble with house made custard on the menu tonight.
13/03/2026
Gluten free fish n chips available every day we are open.
Call 9726 7716
70 Exeter rd Croydon north.
Address
70 Exeter Road
Croydon North, VIC
3136
To get to the location on Mt Dandenong Road in Melbourne, you can take public transport by catching a train to Ringwood Station and then taking the 688 bus towards Croydon. Get off at the stop near Mt Dandenong Road and walk towards your destination.
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A Salt n Battery on Mt Dandenong Road in Melbourne is a fast food restaurant that serves up old school NZ style fish and chips. But it's not just their fish and chips that make them stand out. They also offer a variety of other delicious options like cheeseburgers, chicken burgers, Philly cheese steak style sandwiches with Melbourne's best potato cakes inside, and even salads for those looking for a healthier option.
What's great about A Salt n Battery is their commitment to quality ingredients and flavors. They take pride in their crispy golden fried potatoes and believe they have the best potato cakes in Melbourne. And during the month of June, they're letting everyone try one for free! All you have to do is tag a fellow potato cake lover in the comments section and show your tag in-store to claim your free treat.
But it's not just the food that makes A Salt n Battery a great spot. Their customer service is top-notch too. They're open all day until 8 pm, making it convenient for those who want to grab a quick bite after work or on the go. And if you can't make it to their location, they even offer call-in orders.
Overall, A Salt n Battery is a must-visit spot for anyone looking for delicious fast food in Melbourne. With their commitment to quality ingredients and flavors, friendly customer service, and unique offerings like Philly cheese steak style sandwiches with potato cakes inside, there's something for everyone at this old school fish and chip shop.
